would you mind if i made a guest appearance. and be spectacularly girly,

and complain to you about how everyone around me seems to be in a relationship

and/or a relationship problem (which, according to hearsay, happen only when one is IN a relationship)

and while i would normally be pleased to help

i've had it to up here

with it. because all it seems to do. is rub in a stark lack of, in my life

which is not, again, you know normally something i'd care about very much

there just seem to be one too many reminders lately