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so as it turns out

i HAVE to blowdry my hair each time i want to see myself fit into a socially acceptable definition of a girl.what good are boobs, now? this is PRECISELY why i'd trade everything for a dick of my own.

and then be a dog and sing

My God, my God, my God gave me a rod
For fishing, fishing


fishing.

1 tissue(s) offered.:

ship said...

im sure everything else is too, in some distant world im not missing.