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Orkut Fortune of the day.
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

no really, did i need that DID i?
ok so i'm NOT to enjoy my boards? is THAT what you're telling me orkut? IS IT? but oh wait DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ENJOYING IT?
and
Excellence? before a board exam WHO iaskyouWHO in their right minds talks to ME about excellence? and WHYonearth WHAI would they?
what one CAN and (for reasons inexplicably justified) SHOULD talk to me about are :
  • Need to pass disunadmirably, sure that's relevant
  • discussions about prayer services to turn the world's luck around to me(indication of size, thank you)
  • actual prayer services that pray to have prayer services turning my luck around to the world? or the other way( sighs from post-chemistry-related-saturation induced befuddlement)
  • rough plans and blue prints that detail me running away to the himalayas or me disguising myself as a barber and making it across the border
  • lemons.
  • why staying up writing unnecessarily randomish blogposts may cause me to sleepwalk to the exam
  • why sleepwalking to the exam doesnt seem such a bad idea
  • and whetehr or not this spelling of wehther or whethr or hewther or (destroys last remaining sliver(?) of care for spellings) is right

this is also a public posting of a "jobs wanted" ad.

once i don't get a college and am turned out into the streets with lack of qualifications and talent and skill whatsoever i'll need a job and it's unlikely i could post this then :\

all i want to say is, there's a LIMIT to deadness and doomedness, really.

note to self: dont push them.

महा शिव रात्री!






bole toh हेप्पी एनिवर्सरी!
THIS IS NO JOKE mens this is serious wishings.
and you BETTER be happy with me and with all the fasting and all dude, i want moksha. or a good husband. or both. ok?

ॐ नमः शिवाय।



ॐ नमः शिवाय।
note to all: i've never been religious but ive always always been toomuch in love with shivji. cannot help.nobody can.
and pictures from google images, last two edited. i love them, mens.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

TODAY IM VERY HAPPY.

my best friend from primary school has finally started using his real name. he's come to terms with it after seventy thousand years of wandering in a sea of pissicular nicks.god it makes me happy enough to admit that i love him. HAHA IN SEVEN DAYS THIS HAPPINESS IS GOING TO MAKE ME PASS OUT AND I WONT HAVE TO GIVE ANY EXAMS ON ACCOUNT OF DEEPINTENSEUNCONSCIOUSNESS.

its building up its building up.

SECONDLY

रोज पाउडर

चमन बहार


MAKES ME HAPPY.

3. IM SCORING WELL IN THE PRACTICALS AND THAT MEANS MY FUTURE KIDS WILL NOT HAVE TO DIE OF SHAME. OH HOW THEY WILL LOVE ME.

FOURTHLY, CHICKEN.

FIFTHLY, RICE.

SIXTHLY, THE TIN DRUM.


SEVENTHLY, THE MOSTER IN MY ROOM THAT ATE THE OTHER MOSNSTERS IN MY ROOM AND I DREW A PICTURE OF THEM ON ONE OF THE 26 FILTERPAPERS I NICKED FROM THE LAB.

HAPPYBIRTHDAY ANURIMA MAY THE BIGMONSTER PROTECT YOU FOR LIFE AND SCRATCH YOUR ARMPITS FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE LONELY.

-ADD WISHES YOU WANT TO BE WISHED HERE-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

IM ALWAYS IN LOVE WITH THESE CRAZY FUCKING POETS OR PHOTOGRAPHERS OR ARTISTS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD WHO DONT KNOW I EXIST AND WILL NEVER TAKE A BATH WITH ME OR BUY ME UNDERWEAR OR SAY HELLO I KNOW YOUR NAME OR FACE OR SMILE OR SCARRED ARM FROM SOMEWHERE! LETS MAKE SOME WAVES TOGETHER.

ARNT WE ALL HUH HUH

THIS IS SAD AND FUNNY. SO SAD AND SO FUNNY. I LOVE THIS WORLD. LETS GO DINE TOGETHER ATLEAST.

TODAY WE SPOKE OF LOVE AFTER CONSIDERING WAKING UP AT MIDNIGHT AND KILLING MYSELF

the.proud.emunk: uhHUH
you love me?
me: YES
the.proud.emunk: koto ta?
and not just formality sake
shotti kore
me: SOME TWENTY POUNDS.
the.proud.emunk: sigh
me: HOW MUCH IS THAT BTW
the.proud.emunk: iunno
me: SO DONT SIGH LIKE THAT
ITS A RANDOM FIGURE.
the.proud.emunk: thik ache
the.proud.emunk: im in love
absolute LOVE
the type where u would do anything for the person
6:50 PM DID YOU NOT HEAR
me: who with
the.proud.emunk: youknowya
me: no im confused.
the.proud.emunk: sugataaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
or rather
me: yes i knew it
:D
the.proud.emunk: shugoto
yep
6:51 PM masochist, ya?
me: whtvrz
toocoolz
i wanna feel like that
the.proud.emunk: its the shitt!
me: iknow
the.proud.emunk: its like...woah
me: its like youre releasing your poop
after a century of
constipation
the.proud.emunk: no its like
the.proud.emunk: someone's slowly releasing the poop FOR you so that you're comfy
6:52 PM me: YES!
AND YOU WANNA SMOTHER THEM IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN POOP AND SAY THANKYOU, I LOVE YOU, MARRY ME WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THIS


actually no what you really wanna say is i love you, lets make babies. nobody wants to say marry me. what we really wanna say is lets have a lot of sex and make babies.we can name them weather and cock. and if there more than two we can split up weather and cock and distribute the fragmented names among them like grains among dying african children. but our babies will not be starving dying african children with ribs sticking out of their skins like something hardly poetic, more of pathetic. our babies will be spoilt assholes with flowers sticking out of them.but lets make love and one baby at a time and while we're at it, just stfu and kiss me, OK?
this is the real deal. lets make babies.

im basically

A JOBLESS FREAK WHO MUST PUT THIS UP ON ELEVENTY SEVEN OTHER PLACES TO SHOW HOW EFFIN JOBLESS SHE IS.